Mike Rowse A voice from New Mexico

29Mar/161

What would your last meal be?

NannyState_BrianFarrington

We hear about it now and then, some criminal is put to death and of course the ritual involves giving them whatever they'd like for their last meal. I'm sure I'm not alone in wondering what I'd request for my last meal if I were ever to find myself in that position. Probably more likely that I'd be dying of something rather than being put to death but that's another discussion. You know what would be kind of cool? If you ate your last meal, then got a stay of execution, then had another last meal... how long could that go on? Here are some last meal requests from death row inmates

Teresa Lewis, convicted of killing her husband ordered fried chicken, peas with butter and apple pie along with a Dr. Pepper. Ho hum except that Dr. Pepper is the most popular drink ordered in the south. I'd be wary of anyone drinking Dr. Pepper.

Allen Lee Davis ordered lobster tail, 1/2 lb of shrimp, 1/2 a lb of fried shrimp, fried potatoes, 1/2 loaf of garlic bread and 32 of A&W root beer. Good thing it was before the ban on Big Gulps.

Victor Feguer ordered a single olive with the pit still inside, hoping it would eventually grow into an olive tree from inside his body.

Timothy McVeigh ordered 2 pints of mint chocolate chip ice cream.

John Wayne Gacy had a bucket of KFC, fried shrimp, French fries and strawberries.

Stephen Wayne Anderson ate 2 grilled cheese sandwiches, a point of cottage cheese, corn and hominy mixed, a slice of peach pie, pint of chocolate ice cream, and radishes.

Ricky Ray Vector was fed steak, fried chicken, cherry Kool-Aid, and pecan pie. He left the pie uneaten saying he'd be back later to finish it. Guess that stay didn't come after all.

Joseph Mitchell Parsons wanted 3 Whoppers from Burger King, 2 large orders of fries, Coke, and a pack of Hubba Bubba bubble gum.

Velma Barfield ate a bag of Cheetos and drank a Coke. Where she'd get the ganga?

Dobie Gillis ate 12 candy bars and a pint of rocky road ice cream. No doubt he was nuts.

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  1. Now I’m like, well duh! Truly thufankl for your help.


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