Mike Rowse A voice from New Mexico

28Apr/161

Why to vote democrat

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This list has been around for a while but it's worth revisiting. The 12 reasons to vote for the Democrat party candidates:

1. I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. My Labrador and I are getting hitched next Saturday.

2. I believe Oil company profits of 4% a gallon are obscene but the 15% tax by the government on the same gallon of gas isn't.

3. I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

4. Freedom of speech is fine as long as I agree with what is said and nobody else is offended by it.

5. I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.

6. I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Saturday can tell us the at the polar ice caps will melt away in 10 years if I don't start driving a Prius.

7. I'm not concerned about millions of babies being aborted as long as we keep all death row inmates alive.

8. I think illegal aliens have a right to free healthcare, education, and social security benefits; and we should take away social security benefits from those who paid into the system.

9. I believe that businesses should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as some bureaucrat sees fit.

10. I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe group who can't get their agenda past the voters.

11. I think that it's better to pay billions of dollars to people who hate us rather than drilling our own oil because it might upset some endangered beetles, gopher, or fish.

12. I voted for Democrats because my head is so firmly misplaced toward the south end of my body that it's unlikely that I'll ever have another point of view.

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  1. At this time I am ready to do my breakfast, once having my
    breakfast coming over again to read more news.


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