Mike Rowse A voice from New Mexico

27Jun/161

MMF – Relationships summed up in Tweets

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Having a sense of humor is an absolute must when it comes to having a successful marriage. If you can't laugh then you are doomed. Some people take it to the next level.

Linda - Know those adorable idiosyncrasies you loved when first dating? After 20 years of marriage they become what the police refer to as 'motive'.

Valerie - Husband got excited thinking I was touching myself under the covers but I was actually just opening a Kit Kat I didn't want to share.

Justin - My wife wanted 2 kittens but I'm the man of the house and don't like cats. So we got two kittens

Exploding Unicorn - My wife asked me what I wanted for dinner then told me I was wrong.

Boyd - Couples have an amount they can spend up to without discussing with each other. Mine is around $50. My wife's is $643.27, apparently.

Annie - You were supposed to do something about the groundhog under the deck. Him - I did. I named him Lord Melbourne. He likes Cocoa Puffs.

Housy Wife - Sorry I was late. I had to find all the things that were in plain sight for my husband.

Momma Unfiltered - My husband still talks about that one time he loaded the dishwasher correctly like it's going to get our kids into Harvard.

Sven - My wife left the keys on the counter with a helpful note saying 'keys' in case I thought they were llamas.

Boyd - I love when I leave work early to surprise my wife at home and she greets me with those 3 very special words, Were you fired?

Stella - My husband is on the roof only a few inches away from an insurance claim that could completely change my life.

Amy - When my husband goes outside to investigate a suspicious noise, how long to I have to wait before un-pausing the show we were watching?

Christie - married sexting - I'm not wearing any underwear, because you never put the laundry in the dryer like I asked you to 100 flipping times.

Josh - before I got married I didn't even know there was a wrong way to put milk back in the fridge.

Simon - when my wife asks me to do that one thing in the bedroom that she really loves, she's talking about vacuuming.

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  1. Hai catturato benissimo quei frammenti di immagini, quei ritagli di esperienza, quei pensieri sconnessi che sounctsisioto in casi come questi il ragionamento razionale. Veramente una descrizione toccante. Per il resto c'è poco da dire, condoglianze a Massimo.


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